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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

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hi im lauren

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via beyoncebeytwice)



dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

(via beyoncebeytwice)



girl:what are you doing?
boy:something i should have done a long time ago


harryedward:

boy: *is nice to me*

me: wtf *looks down to make sure my titty aint out or something*

(via heelyz)