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hi im lauren

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

(Source: plantaplanta, via unoriginalstereotype)



howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

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